January 2012
This year shall be the year of gigs, starting off...
December 2011
2 tags
Watchthat-sexy-beast-is-bob-bryar:
obliviate-donnanoble:
fateanddreams:
kissthelips-betweenmyhips:
dopamines:
IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
omfg
LOL oh man. So wrong, so terribly wrong for me to find this funny…
is it weird that I do the same thing with my brothers iphone
omfg
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB
me when i meet frank iero
me: hi omg i love you so much
frank: aw thank you
me: can i hug you
frank: sure
me: can you sign this please
frank: yes
me: and this
frank: ok
me: so how good are gerard's blowjobs
frank: what
me: what
Bestfriend > Boyfriend/Girlfriend
wtkevin:
Because bestfriends are always there for each other and stick around longer than boyfriends/girlfriends do. Don’t ever pick your boyfriend/girlfriend before a bestfriend. Cause you’ll regret it.
1 tag
First 250 to reblog get promoted to 144,000+...
metalhearted:
Must be following us:
infinit0 (49K) & w-h-o-r-e-i-f-i-e-d (62K) & metalhearted (33K)
We will honestly check.
Must reach, Likes don’t count.
Promoting 40 blogs to gain 50+ followers. 3 SOLO PROMOS (gain 200+ followers)
Don’t miss this one :)
person: nobody likes you, you're probably going to lose your virginity to a guitar
me: OMG IS THAT POSSIBLE?! YAY
class: ... o.o
I just realised Captain Hook is the same person as...
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Distant relative: You've grown!
